What a Great Ideer!

Innominatus... err, Innomihobbit the Impaler... notes that Tea Partiers have increased status these days, what with going from garden-variety racists, to nutcases, to radicals, to hobbits, and now terrorists... as described by our Good Friends of the Leftist persuasion, of course.  Keeping that in mind, Inno the Impaler suggests we claim our own tea-hobbit name before all the good ones are taken.  Sez he:

But anyway.  I'm not so upset by it.  In fact, I'm going to Yankee Doodle this thing and embrace it, just to annoy 'em further.  With that in mind, I will henceforth be known as

Innomihobbit the Impaler.

I suggest you claim your own nom d'hobbit in the comments before all the cool ones are taken. 

You can weigh in here.  Since Inno the Impaler thought of this I'm also thinkin' he needs to take on the responsibility of bein' the Official Tea-Hobbit Name Registrar.  I'm very good at delegating, yanno?

Oh.  In case you're wonderin'... please address me as "Norman Pennywise" in future.

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Pointer:  In case you missed it, the perp in my coyote-ugly story has weighed in with additional details concerning my lost night of debauchery in foreign lands.  Said perp is commenting anonymously but has provided sufficient detail as to BARELY conceal his identity.  As a matter o' fact the perceptive among you will recognize him for who he is quite easily, even as I tried SO hard to protect the innocent guilty.  So much for EIP's version o' the witness protection program, but then again: there is plausible deniability in those anonymous comments.  That's what makes America WORK, Gentle Reader.