We're Off to a Great Start

Not:

Freezing fog.  Yecch.  That stuff is the precursor to black ice, which causes no end of excitement on the public thoroughfares... just ask any Oregonian.  The good news is we're supposed to warm up today.  Eventually.  All the way up to the high-30s, even!  Yays!  

I frickin' hate winter already and it ain't even here yet.