I'm Gonna Sue

I open up the mailbox this morning and see this item from NatGeo... the one that's checked near the bottom:

So I'm thinkin' "Cool! This is RIGHT up my alley!"  The actual copy:

Texas Showgirls One photographer is on a mission to photograph as many animal species as possible. Browse his gallery of beautiful creatures, including these Silkie showgirl chickens at the Fort Worth Zoo in Texas. Photos: Butterflies > How to Build a Dog > The Chimp Incident > Life on the Serengeti >

It's just WRONG to get a man's hopes up like that first thang in the morning.  Time to call The Hammer!

Heh.